Kalmadi : So what are you here for?
Anna : Jan Lokpal Bill. And you?
Kalmadi : Er... video bill, sponsorship bill,
.
Laughing - Good for health ಲೇಬಲ್ನೊಂದಿಗೆ ಪೋಸ್ಟ್ಗಳನ್ನು ತೋರಿಸಲಾಗುತ್ತದೆ. ಎಲ್ಲಾ ಪೋಸ್ಟ್ಗಳನ್ನು ತೋರಿಸಿ
Laughing - Good for health ಲೇಬಲ್ನೊಂದಿಗೆ ಪೋಸ್ಟ್ಗಳನ್ನು ತೋರಿಸಲಾಗುತ್ತದೆ. ಎಲ್ಲಾ ಪೋಸ್ಟ್ಗಳನ್ನು ತೋರಿಸಿ
ಮಂಗಳವಾರ, ಆಗಸ್ಟ್ 16, 2011
ಶನಿವಾರ, ಆಗಸ್ಟ್ 6, 2011
ಮಂಗಳವಾರ, ಆಗಸ್ಟ್ 2, 2011
ಮಂಗಳವಾರ, ಜುಲೈ 26, 2011
Laugh ! It is good for health
Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Melbourne, Australia.
One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the
hangar with nothing to do.
Dave said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!'
Jim says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz.
You wanna try it?'
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze and get completely smashed.
The next morning Dave wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.
In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects.
Nothing!
Then the phone rings. It's Jim. Jim says, 'Hey, how do you feel this morning?'
Dave says, 'I feel great, how about you?'
Jim says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?'
Dave says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often..'
' Yeah, well there's just one thing.'
'What's that?'
'Have you farted yet?'
'No.'
'Well, DON'T - cause I'm in New Zealand '
Thank (?) Mr. Anantharaman
ಶನಿವಾರ, ಜೂನ್ 18, 2011
Ladies ! Please excuse me
"Jokes on MEN are welcomed from ladies
I rarely find jokes on men and husbands. I know these jokes are created by men. Why not ladies crack more jokes on men? " I will be glad to post them.
Harisankar said...- they keep it in their minds. Coz if you let it out in a joke you lose laughing at it for the rest of your life. Why kill the golden duck?
- Anonymous said...
- Dear Sir Sri vaithinathan HariharanI had a hearty laugh. Definitely no offence. Just a relaxation definitely not at the cost of women. I want to send the following which I was able to find during browsing.A Woman's Prayer: I pray for Wisdom, to understand a man.I pray for Love, to forgive him andI pray for Patience, for his moods.This is because if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death.Unusual FuneralA woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking with a heavy dog on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file.The woman was so curious that she respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I have never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?".Pat came the reply, "My husband's." "What happened to him?" The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?" The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women."Can I borrow the dog?""Get in the line."With warm regardsravi
ಶುಕ್ರವಾರ, ಜೂನ್ 17, 2011
ಶನಿವಾರ, ಜೂನ್ 11, 2011
Laugh ! It is good for health !!
THIS MUST COUNT AS THE BEST MOTHER-IN-LAW JOKE!
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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the Man's face was severely burned.
The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin.
However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the Skin came from and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face.
He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!
One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice.
He said, 'Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?'
'My darling' she replied,' I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.'
Harisankar said...a joke with a lot of build up forefront. i like it. although a real life mother in law (mil, likewise there are fil, bil, sil etc for your info) found out half way through.
ಮಂಗಳವಾರ, ಏಪ್ರಿಲ್ 5, 2011
Laugh ! It is good for health
"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom"
as I leave the store, It would make me feel so happy."
"How come so much? I only bought 5 items!"
The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said
You'd be paying for her things, too."
Harisankar said...This is another one; guaranteed laughter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpvgfmEU2Ck&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpvgfmEU2Ck&feature=related
ಶುಕ್ರವಾರ, ಏಪ್ರಿಲ್ 1, 2011
Laugh ! It is good for health
For those who could not read Tamil
"Why should he offer Rice, Mixie, Grinder separately? If they deliver every day four idlis, and chutney to everybody, we can eat it and see TV and push the days peacefully."
sent by Mr. Bhaskaran Sivaraman
BHASKARAN19 said...Oh only 75% thank God
ಶನಿವಾರ, ಮಾರ್ಚ್ 26, 2011
Laugh ! it is good for health
This may happen at some point in time.
So be prepared when you ask the youngsters to deal with ur technical problems.
As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers.
I had a problem yesterday, so I called sidhdharth, the 11 year old grandson,
whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over.
Sidhdharth clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?
He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'
I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired,
'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'
Sidhdharth grinned.... 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?
'No,' I replied.
'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'
So I wrote down:
ID10T
I used to like Sidhdharth, the little devil.
P/S: Try to figure out what is "ID ten T" error!
BHASKARAN19 said...The Little Genius
ಬುಧವಾರ, ಮಾರ್ಚ್ 23, 2011
Laugh ! it is good for health
Joke No 1
The Deputy Chief Minister of Tamilnadu Mr. M. K Stalin does not own any car.
Joke No 2
Agricuturists in India ! Why do you commit suicide? Go and consult Mr. E.v. Velu, Food Minister, Tamilnadu. He will educate you "How to make 7.8 crore in five years with 1.1 acre of agricultural land worth Rs.60,000/-!"
VaK said...Sir, more laughable, of course for health reasons only, is that our constitution demand such an input from such people and expect honesty in their undertaking.
ಬುಧವಾರ, ಮಾರ್ಚ್ 2, 2011
Laugh ! it is good for health
Who is clever? Caption: Once teacher was a student also…
One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night and Didn't Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.
In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.
So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time.
On the third day they appeared before the Dean.
The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in
separate classrooms for the test.
They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.
The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.
Q.1. Your Name.........................(
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Q.2. Which tyre burst ?...............(98 MARKS)
a) Front Left b) Front Right
c) Back Left d) Back Right
ಶನಿವಾರ, ಫೆಬ್ರವರಿ 26, 2011
Laugh ! it is good for health
Just like we joke as though Sardarji's are dumb, Blond girls are generally have jokes as dumb. Read this joke now.
Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three Of them and said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?"
The blondes all nodded.
The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and pulled out a folder. Sitting Back down, he opened it, pulled out a picture, and said, "To be a detective, You have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things such as Distinguishing features and oddities like scars and so forth."
So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew It after about two seconds. "Now," he said, "did you notice any
Distinguishing features about this man?"
The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"
The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye in This picture! It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!"
The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.
The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face For two seconds, pulled it back, and said, "What about you? Notice anything Unusual or Outstanding about this man?"
"Yes! He only has one ear!"
The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face! Of course You can only see one ear! You're excused too!"
The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.
The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said, "This is probably a waste of time, but...." He flashed the photo in her
Face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?"
The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses." The detective frowned, took another look at the picture, and began looking at some of the
papers in the folder. He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression, and said, "You're absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?"
The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, Hellooooooooooooo! With only one
Eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses."
ಶನಿವಾರ, ಫೆಬ್ರವರಿ 5, 2011
Laugh ! it is good for health
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Neeju said... - Made me laugh even though I imagined me if I would ever be able to do that!Neeraja
- Anonymous said...
- exellent
ಬುಧವಾರ, ಫೆಬ್ರವರಿ 2, 2011
The Case Against Lord Krishna in Poland!
With the rapidly spreading Hinduism worldwide, a nun in Warsaw, Poland, filed a case against ISKCON (International Society for Krishna Consciousness). The case came up in court. The nun remarked that ISKCON was spreading its activities and gaining followers in Poland. She wanted ISKCON banned because its followers were glorifying a character called 'Krishna' "who had loose morals," having married 16,000 women called Gopikas.
The ISKCON defendant requested the Judge: "Please ask the nun to repeat the oath she took when she was ordained as a nun." The Judge asked the nun to recite the oath loudly. She would not. The ISKCON man asked permission if he could read out the oath for the nun. Go ahead, said the judge. The oath said in effect that the nun is married to Jesus Christ.
The ISKCON man said, "Your Lordship! Lord Krishna is alleged to have 'married' 16,000 women only. There are more than a million nuns who assert that they are married to Jesus Christ. Between the two, Krishna and Jesus Christ, who has a loose character? And what about the nuns?"
The case was dismissed.
- BHASKARAN19 said...
- பேஷ் பேஷ் ரொம்ப நன்னா இருக்கே
- Hemalatha said...
- Dear Sir, How I wish this was TRUE ! Regards
- BHASKARAN19 said...
- This is from my network friend from Bombay-From: Venkat Sekhar Subramaniam Date: 3 February 2011 05:36 Very good example . Let's start the day with our great Lord called Krishna also termed Christ Both have similarities in the sense they were born sharp at midnight and in a poor family fending animals..One talks about Bible and other about Gita..In both texts can anyone cite any example where tolerance of other religion is prohibited?when the Christ took penance by crucifixion the other taught how to fight the warfield called birth and death..Can anyone cite any example where Christ says "don't follow other's versions/religions"..our understanding is poor that's all.. both are great.. i repeat our understanding is poor that's all.. let' not fight in the form of religions
- Hemalatha said...
- Dear Sir, As Mr.Bhaskaran said - let us not fight. But, let us not be over-tolerant. About 90% of Hindus don't mind going to a Church if their friend or colleague calls them. But it is only about 10% of the X'ans who will come to a Temple when they are called. So, naturally we get the feeling why should I/We? After all, we are humans and not "Krishna Paramathma".
ಭಾನುವಾರ, ಜನವರಿ 30, 2011
Laugh ! it is good for health
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head.......
But, My dog is not a POLITICIAN
But, My dog is not a POLITICIAN
ಸೋಮವಾರ, ಜನವರಿ 24, 2011
Laugh ! it is good for health
- Hemalatha said...
- Dear Sir, Really Good ! With the increase in the attraction towards Call Centres and more importance for career over family, I think you can add (S) before HE ? Regards
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